Literature
The Misadventures of The Janitor
Prologue Once upon a time, there was a race of creatures known as The Time Geezers. These people had three rather strange characteristics about them. The first was that they looked almost indistinguishable from humans, which is rather strange indeed, considering the two have never interacted at all. The second was that they were all named by their occupation, as a result, a teacher was called The Teacher, a person who cleaned dishes was called The Dishwasher, and a baby was called The Baby. The third and final strange characteristic of The Time Geezers, was that despite the name of their race, they had never even attempted to travel through time. As a matter of fact, no one even knew what the name of their race meant, most philosophers of course had developed a few theories. The most commonly accepted theory is that someone realized that their race did not have a name, and so as a result just randomly placed two words together and the entire race has been using that name ever since.