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The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 1 by DanVzare The Secret Life of Orcs: Part 1 by DanVzare
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Much like the previous Shadow of Mordor comics, this one was co-created with Dreamer-In-Shadows :icondreamer-in-shadows:.

And while I don't share this orc's fear of flies. I do bloody hate them. Especially when they keep buzzing around your head, and everyone looks at you weirdly because of the way you're moving around, but it's because you've got a fly that's clearly trying to assault you!

I hate that.
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
The man who sought to pester God was smote by a fly.
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017
What if it was a fly that sought to pester God?
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
a fly would be wise enough not to.


I was referring to a Hans Christen Anderson tale.
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
I figured you were referencing something. I just didn't know what. :)
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SkylaComics Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, nice weakness :D
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017
It's my weakness too you know. :giggle:
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SkylaComics Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, you would hate the Australian outback then :D You need to swat flies constantly, hence the 'cork hat'.
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
You know, I've never understood how a cork hat is supposed to help get rid of flies?
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SkylaComics Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They just swing as you walk, scaring the flies off :D Nothing super technical.
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
Oh. That makes sense.

Thanks for explaining that. :D
For a moment there, I thought flies were supposed to be scared of corks or something. :giggle:
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SkylaComics Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, yeah I thought that initially Giggle
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017
I'm glad I wasn't the only one then.
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vindurza Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
and now we know the real reason they kept shelob around
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017
Well that's one of the reasons.
The other was because they couldn't find a shoe big enough to stomp her.
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vindurza Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
or a rolled up newpaper
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
And RAID hadn't been invented yet.
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vindurza Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
well a Raid had but that's two different things
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
Two completely different things.
One kills hundreds, the other is a fun activity you do with your friends. :giggle:
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vindurza Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
ah the english language so many meaning for one word
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017
Like Orange. Am I talking about the fruit or the colour? Who knows.
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Dreamer-In-Shadows Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I kind of bet the only people who wouldn`t hate flies buzzing all around them would be ones that have pet spiders.
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017
And those that are a genetic hybrid between a human and a frog.
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Dreamer-In-Shadows Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don`t even wish to try imagine that. :facepalm: As well as many Foul, Diseased, Ruinous, Disgusting and Unclean Uruks + Dung Collectors, Plague-Bringers and Cave Rats because you always see them be accompanied by a "nice" swarm of flies whenever they go. :facepalm:
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
Ugh. :fear:
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Dreamer-In-Shadows Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And speaking of those Uruks I just told you ... now imagine them having Fear of Flies. :lmao:Can we go NAO 
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
:lmao: :giggle: :rofl:
Oh my. Being constantly surrounded by flies, and being scared to death of them. :lmao:

Although what if they had a hatred of flies? Would they be invincible? :?
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Dreamer-In-Shadows Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"MAKE ... `EM ... STOOOOOOOP!!" ;)

Nah, they would just constantly be swatting them and be like Hulk-strength, but definitely not unbeatable. You just have to whale on them more and harder.
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DanVzare Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017
Heh, it would be a bit like that scene on The Avengers, where Bruce says his secret is that he's always angry. :giggle:
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